Children's stories that set unrealistic expectations

• Make Way for Ducklings: This is America, man. Nobody gets a free ride. Just because you're cute and looking for a place to swim doesn't mean we're going to shut down the whole city.
• The Giving Tree: Don't kid yourself, buddy. That tree could kill you and everyone you care about.
• Where the Wild Things Are: You're wearing a costume. Those are real monsters. Be careful, kiddo.
• Superfudge: That little boy has ADHD. It's not charming ... it's a disorder.
• Hop on Pop: Don't do it. Daddy has a heart murmor.