Funny things Mister Burns says

• "A shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya"
• "Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun"
• "Wiry, fast, firm, proud buttocks. Reminds me of me..."
• "Well, if it's a crime to love one's country, then I'm guilty. And
  if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government and
  hand it over to communist Cuba, then I'm guilty of that too. And if
  it's a crime to bribe a jury, then so help me, I'll soon be guilty
  of that"