Sports I won't be playing

Takra:
An insane combination of volleyball and hackey-sack. Popular with folks who happen to be immune to gravity.
Buzkashi
The national sport of Afghanistan. Involves a headless goat carcass. Compare Buzkashi to the NFL.
Hurling
Gaelic field game played with a stick and ball. No goats.
Jai Alai
Sort of like racquetball for people with a death wish. Brought to you by the Basque.