Pharmaceuticals that will sell on name alone, once invented

• Intelligex
• Thinicillin
• Staminatta
• Famexor
• Erectodrine
• Tanaxin
• Orgasmatrol

Recent life events as cases from an Enclyopedia Brown story

• The Case of the Lack of Public Restrooms on a Street in Vancouver, BC
• The Case of Tears Being Shed During the Viewing of a Celine Dion Video from Stuart Little 2
  

Songs that may or may not be about drugs

Songs that may be about drugs

• Cocaine by Eric Clapton
• Heroin by The Velvet Underground
• Morphine by Michael Jackson
• Hits from the Bong by Cypress Hill
• Angel Dust by New Order
• Meth by Ksk

Songs that may or may not be about drugs

• Puff the Magic Dragon by Peter Paul and Mary
• Rocky Mountain High by John Denver
• I Want a New Drug by Hewey Lewis and the News
• White Lines by Grandmaster Flash
• Lookin' Out My Backdoor by CCR
• Vertical Joyride by AMG
• Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix
• I Go To The Rock by Whitney Houston

Songs that may not be about drugs

• Come Clean by Hilary Duff
• In My Pocket by Mandy Moore
• Sweetest Sin by Jessica Simpson
• I Go Blind by Hootie and the Blowfish
• The Birth of Christ by Boyz II Men
  

Funny things I remember from the Internet in 2002

There's a guy in Britain who used to write the funniest reviews of books he finds on Amazon where it seems apparent that he hasn't actually read any of the books. The best part is the fact that most of his reviews have the "32 out of 33 people found this review helpful" distinction.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AA9IP6AYACFK5/002-2929471-5052030

Highlights:

• You Can Teach Your Dog to Eliminate on Command by M. Smith
• Podoconiosis: Non Filarial Elephantiasis (Oxford medical publications) by Ernest Woodward Price
• Doll Millinery: A Workbook on Doll Hat Making by Marie Leilani Sitton

Odd Todd

Who thought the dot com bust would be so funny?

http://www.oddtodd.com/

The first sketch is still the best: http://www.oddtodd.com/index2.html

Dog Island

http://www.thedogisland.com/index.html